Schitzophonic to change again

Well,

I received notice from my web host that payment is due. Due to my lack of inspiration and willingness to set time aside to blog, I've decided that I don't want to pay anymore to have music. I will continue to blog, but without the mp3 streaming and using the old site address:

www.schitzophonic.blogspot.com

Please update your links as I love getting visitors.

Project Runway 2 revealed

Last years surprise hit Project Runway returns December 7th with Project Runway 2. Reality TV World features photos of cast members and models (remember the drama or Morgan?) as well as a typical press release type summary of what to expect. Looks like the biggest loser with his foil trimmed butcher paper suit is back for a second go at fame and fortune along with 15 others.

Whereas I doubt they will ever be able to reproduce the paranoia of Wendy Pepper or the psychotic meltdowns of Star or Venessa, I'm still looking forward to it.

The GOP stinks!

If there were to be a day where I might shit my pants, today would be it.

It's not as though I have diarrhea or even soft stool...it's just that I ate too much garlic last night. Not intentionally - just as a matter of circumstance. Garlic, onions, and peppers (GOP) all wreak havoc on my bowels churning up cubes and cubes of cubic meters of gas that bubbles incessantly like a cauldron of hot spells. Fortunately, the GOP farts escape silently into the atmosphere so as I create stench, I can exit unnoticed leaving friends and family wondering where the dog might be hiding.

Here is a list of food I should definitely not eat:
Chicken Tenders and Onion Rings
40 clove garlic chicken
Italian sausage with onions and peppers
garlic cheese bread
pearl onions in an herb cream sauce

Well, gotta go....be back when the air clears.

Aerial

I've decided to reserve Kate Bush's new album, Aerial, for walking, lazy Sundays, and perhaps a country drive. The unexpected (FOR ME) release of her latest effort caught me off guard, but the depths to which the album touched me with its lush instrumentation and beautiful lyrics surprised me even more. So, to prevent tarnishing this album by overplay or unenjoyable experiences, there will be no playing Aerial during rush hour, at the gym during cool down, or while at work.



Maybe it's just the place I'm in right now, constantly drowsy and looking for escape, but this album definitely ranks as my favorite album of the year and may go beyond into the decade. I'll hopefully have time to update this post with a more meaningful review, but in the meantime keep the tracks "Aerial," "Sunset," "Prologue," and "The Coral Room" in mind as my four stand out tracks. Truly sublime from beginning to end.

Monday morning sunrise surprise

Yesterday while driving to work on an incredibly busy but not backed up 270, I noticed a man dressed in a business suit pulled over to the side of the road angled with his back to the road, obviously taking a wee. I thought, how strange that someone would do that during rush hour. No matter, the person strategically placed himself such that it was obvious what he was doing and anyone driving towards him would have any views blocked by his car door...

...that is until I passed him and then looking in the rear view mirror I caught a glimpse of his prescious wang, shooting out streams of golden fluids like a fountain of Versailles during sunset.

J. thinks he was probably on diuretics. I think he was just European.

What explanation do you have?

Playlist Updated