ATTN: My Fellow Red Blooded Americans

"Seize the day!" you rag tag bunch of party animals. With your cowboy hats, bowties and furs, you've taken over the blue-est city in America. So, while you're at home teaching your kids to play cowboys and Arabs, Basquing in the warm red glow of victory on the coldest blue day in history, I salute you with mittens held high so there is no way that you can tell me:

How many fingers am I holding up?