Chirstmas Thong

Chesty sluts toasting at an open bar
Jack Frost licking at your balls
You'll bite Harold's though he's hung like a spider
And choke chunks up the more you blow.

Everybody knows
That shrimping means you're sucking toes
And latex fits your body right
Tiny cock with its eye all a-glow
Will make it hard to sleep tonight.

You will be panting all the way
With a pearl necklace while you whinnie and you neigh
And Debra Messing's child is going to spy
To see if reindeer really know how to....

And so, I'm offering this chocolate star
To kids from eighteen to fourty-two
Although it's been said
Many Times, many ways,

Merry Christmas to you!

Disclaimer: I was bored...apologies for spelling errors. Too lazy to check. Too indifferent to care.