Schitzophonic

Friday, May 20, 2005

Why my TV shows will never be made:

The Pitch:
Tranny 911 centers around a group of trannies who go into households to fix out of control children. Each episode will begin at Tranny Central where after viewing a tape of the little munchkins, one tranny will be dispatched to observe and correct the situation. Each episode will unfold just as Nanny 911 would over a seven day period with the family completely oblivious that Nanny Deb is actually Tranny Deb. After the problem is resolved, the tranny nanny sits the family down to say her farewells and as she walks towards the door, she turns around, lifts her maroon dress and shows the children her penis and leaves the house forever.