Schitzophonic

Friday, March 25, 2005

Millionaires from the Taking

I saw this article on CNN money today and it made me think of a friend of mine (who shall remain nameless, but if you're reading this, then it isn't you) who is a cheapskate. She has been able to save lots of money by living off the backs of her friends by doing things such as undertipping at group restaurant trips and insisting on dividing up the bill after ordering the steak and mucho vino. As a result, when time came to buy her car, she was able to pay cash for it. These two people look exactly like the types to do just that, so if you happen to be their friends watch out for their tip card.