Terror Alert Level: Velvet Raspberry

In a press release today, Donald Rumsfeld threatened the United States that terrorist groups are in the process of regrouping for another strike.

From MSNBC:

“The extremists continue to plot to attack again. They are at this moment recalibrating and reorganizing. And so are we,” Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told the House Armed Services Committee."

Well, duh, Donny!