A Chocolate Star tops My Tree this Holiday Season

I went to a party where I was surprised to see that chocolate stars were being served for dessert. I immediately inquired as to the intention behind such perversions. J.E. who was standing next to me replied in confusion, "Why whatever do you mean?"
I then looked at him with eyebrows raised and asked, "You've never heard of chocolate stars?"

After clenching my left fist like I was going to do a hand puppet and smearing part of the chocolate star where the mouth would normally have been drawn, it wasn't long before we were chuckling to ourselves about dirty assholes over paella, mojitos, and of course chocolate stars (which will forever more be a Christmas tradition in my household).