raisin d'etre

I spent the morning picking raisins out of my granola because they remind me of little bunny turds. In the process, I thought to myself:

"God...I kind of wish I was George W. Bush's friend....cause then....I'd have a really cool job."

Even though I can't satand the guy's politics, I can appriciate the loyalty he has towards friends, especially at the expense of disappointing his supporters...cause let's face it: He could have picked a lot worse than he did.

Chris has a(n?) hysterical take on the nomination here, and Ben:

UGMO is hot!