Say "Cheese", then say "ouch!"

Update: I deleted the previous post here because when I read that post this morning, I almost threw up. I was channeling Hallmark. To those of you who read it, you can take the information and hold it close to your heart.

Congratulations to the Chimpnotists who came in 2nd at the Wonderland trivia night last night!

In other news, here is the Chimpnotists' list of reasons why a person would have a bloody rectum:

1) undigested Chex mix
2) too much popcorn
3) fists across America
4) you lost your keys
5) forgetting the function of press on nails
6) an angry cat
7) severe gastric disturbance
8) accidentally reach for the brillo pad when wiping
9) "everybody was kung foo fighting"
10) Captain Hook after Captain Morgan